Would you rather... Have to eat the same meal, every meal for the rest of your life or Eat whatever you wanted, except, once a month you have to eat a doo doo sandwich

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Would you rather...

Have to eat the same meal, every meal for the rest of your life

Eat whatever you wanted, except, once a month you have to eat a doo doo sandwich

It's your doo doo, if that's any help

Which Meal

Sep 20, 2010

Have to eat the same meal, every meal for the rest of your life

Eating the same beloved meal every day means you never have to face anything revolting
A fixed routine removes food anxiety and lets you optimize your daily meal for pure nutrition and satisfaction
Avoiding the monthly disgusting ordeal is worth accepting a repeated but chosen and loved meal

Eat whatever you wanted, except, once a month you have to eat a doo doo sandwich

The disgusting monthly sandwich can be made infinitesimally small and left to degrade—the ordeal becomes essentially trivial
Lifelong culinary variety, from seasonal dishes to cultural celebrations, is worth far more than avoiding one monthly unpleasantness
No matter how much you love a food today, eating only that forever will inevitably erode your enjoyment of it
Food variety connects you to culture, memory, and celebration in ways a single repeated meal never can

Last generated Jun 29, 2026.

Would you rather...

Have to eat the same meal, every meal for the rest of your life

Eat whatever you wanted, except, once a month you have to eat a doo doo sandwich

Unleash deadly gas whenever you fart

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