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Eat nothing but ketchup for a week

Eat nothing but mustard for a week

Your choice of mustard style. Assume you wouldn't die from malnourishment.

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Oct 8, 2009

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Eat nothing but ketchup for a week

Ketchup's sweeter, milder flavor is more palatable to eat straight in quantity than mustard's sharp, pungent taste
Many people genuinely enjoy ketchup on its own, making a week of it far more survivable
Mustard's intensity makes it difficult to consume straight in any significant amount across multiple days

Eat nothing but mustard for a week

Mustard comes in many varieties — yellow, dijon, honey, spicy, whole grain — providing real flavor variety over the week
The wide range of mustard styles makes the week more tolerable through variety that ketchup's single profile cannot match
Mild mustard varieties are more nutritionally sensible than ketchup's high sugar content

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Would you rather...

Eat nothing but ketchup for a week

Eat nothing but mustard for a week