Would you rather...

be able to survive any injury or fall

be able to pull out any Acme Corporation product out of your pocket

You cannot use one ability to achieve the other (ie. pulling out a parachute to survive a fall; skydive into Acme Corp. warehouse)

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Feb 1, 2012

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be able to survive any injury or fall

Surviving any injury effectively means immortality against physical harm, enabling extreme stunts and financial gains from bets
Acme products famously malfunction and backfire, making injury immunity a far more reliable advantage
The ability to walk away from any fall or accident offers practical everyday safety that no fictional gadget can match

be able to pull out any Acme Corporation product out of your pocket

Surviving injuries doesn't mean avoiding pain — enduring extreme trauma with full sensation could be a waking nightmare
The guarantee is survival, not fast recovery — life in a body cast for months still counts as surviving
Acme products, if they worked for you, would be endlessly versatile tools for transportation, defense, and escape

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Would you rather...

be able to survive any injury or fall

be able to pull out any Acme Corporation product out of your pocket