If you were a woman

Have a vagina on your right hand

Have a vagina on your neck

Misplaced Vagina

Dec 2, 2009

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Have a vagina on your right hand

Gloves completely conceal the hand in any social or professional setting without drawing any unusual attention
A vagina on the neck would be directly in view during every face-to-face interaction, requiring constant deliberate concealment
The hand can be tucked in a pocket, kept at your side, or positioned out of sight — it does not have to remain constantly visible

Have a vagina on your neck

Hair, scarves, and turtlenecks provide natural daily coverage for the neck using clothing most people already own
Hands come into contact with every surface, object, and person throughout the day, creating unavoidable social difficulties
A vagina on the neck stays passive during most daily tasks, while one on the hand would interfere with every physical activity

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If you were a woman

Have a vagina on your right hand

Have a vagina on your neck

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