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Eat what you find in a dump

Eat sealife from the bottom of the sea

Only the creepiest stuff at the bottom of the sea. Either would be brought to your home and be free.

Good Eats From Under the Trash Sea

Jan 27, 2012

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Eat what you find in a dump

Grocery stores and restaurants routinely discard perfectly safe food before its expiry; a dump near food establishments can yield packaged, uncontaminated items.
The deep sea contains terrifying organisms that are nearly impossible to safely catch, identify, or prepare; a familiar dump is far more manageable.

Eat sealife from the bottom of the sea

Bottom-dwelling sea creatures like lobsters and crabs are delicacies; once cooked, any deep-sea animal looks and tastes like ordinary seafood.
A dump contains genuine waste, rotting material, and potentially toxic discards; seafood at worst requires overcoming a visual aversion, not a sanitation hazard.

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For the rest of your life

Eat what you find in a dump

Eat sealife from the bottom of the sea