Would you rather...

eat Nutella

eat bacon

Whatever you don't choose can never be eaten again.

Baconuttella

asked by AnonymousAug 10, 2012

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eat Nutella

Bacon is classified as a processed carcinogen; choosing Nutella avoids a documented cancer risk
Vegetarians and those who don't eat pork have no alternative to bacon; Nutella is available to everyone
Nutella's unique flavor profile is harder to replace than bacon, which can be substituted with other meats

eat bacon

Bacon pairs with almost any dish - sweet, savory, or plain - giving it far more versatility than a spread
Other chocolate-hazelnut products can approximate Nutella; nothing closely replicates bacon's smoky, fatty quality
Bacon provides protein and fat that complement a real diet; Nutella offers little nutritional substance on its own

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Would you rather...

eat Nutella

eat bacon