Would you rather...

always have sticky fingers

always have bad breath

Stick vs Stink

Mar 15, 2012

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always have sticky fingers

Gloves can cover sticky fingers in professional and social settings, while chronic bad breath persists regardless of gum or mints — there is no equivalent fix
Chronic bad breath undermines every face-to-face interaction, making close relationships and professional conversations permanently uncomfortable

always have bad breath

Gloves for sticky fingers seem like a solution, but sticky hands make them nearly impossible to remove cleanly — the fix creates its own problem
Constant sticky fingers would interfere with nearly every manual task: typing, playing instruments, handling money, or touching anything precisely

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Would you rather...

always have sticky fingers

always have bad breath