Be a pirate
- Pirates live entirely by their own rules, free from any permanent authority or obligation.
- A life at sea means constant adventure, exploring new coastlines and horizons on your own terms.
Pirate or Ninja?
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Be a ninja
- Pirate life means months of boredom adrift between encounters, with disease and physical hardship.
- A ninja's mastery of stealth and combat makes them a more skilled and adaptable fighter.
- Pirates face real health hazards like scurvy and the physical toll of ocean living that ninjas avoid.
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