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Find a turd in your pillowcase after a nice afternoon nap

Wake up from your nap because someone is peeing on you

The source of poop or pee is irrelevant.

Golden Nap

Oct 8, 2009

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Find a turd in your pillowcase after a nice afternoon nap

The turd is inside the pillowcase - there is no direct skin contact, and you finish the nap before discovering it
The offense stays private; no one else needs to witness or know about what happened

Wake up from your nap because someone is peeing on you

Urine is sterile and warm; the physical reality is far less harmful than the shock of the moment suggests
You immediately know exactly who did it and can confront them, while a mystery turd leaves you with no answers

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