Glue your eyes shut with super glue
- The eye naturally resists many adhesives, so super glue may not seal it as completely or permanently as the name implies
- An eye treated with super glue typically requires a cornea scrape and a patch—inconvenient but far less catastrophic than second-degree burns on the genitals
- Hot glue on the naked lap poses serious burn risk to extremely sensitive anatomy, making the long-term consequences more severe than a sealed eyelid
