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constantly have a runny nose

constantly have Cheetos cheese-covered fingers

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Aug 31, 2012

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constantly have a runny nose

A runny nose is easily managed with tissue and barely affects daily tasks or your outward appearance.
Cheeto-dust fingers would permanently stain everything you touch — clothes, screens, food, furniture.
A drippy nose is a familiar, forgivable condition; orange-coated hands in professional or intimate settings would not be.

constantly have Cheetos cheese-covered fingers

You would have unlimited access to the tangy, cheesy flavor of Cheetos simply by licking your fingers whenever you want.
Orange cheese dust does not physically impair you — every task remains fully achievable with your hands.
A constantly runny nose disrupts breathing, sleep, and social comfort far more persistently than sticky fingers ever would.

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