Would you rather...

Have the first name Refrigerator

Have the first name Dishwasher

This would be the name on your birth certificate that everyone would call you. And no nicknames allowed. "Oh hey Big D!" - Absolutely not.

Mr/Mrs Kitchen Appliance

Oct 21, 2009

VintageLife

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Have the first name Refrigerator

Fridge is a natural, effortlessly cool nickname that works comfortably in any social or professional setting
The name pairs surprisingly well with a wide range of last names, giving it an unintentional elegance
Refrigerator carries existing cultural recognition from famous namesakes, making it feel less outlandish than it sounds

Have the first name Dishwasher

At three syllables, Dishwasher is significantly shorter and less cumbersome to say every day than the five-syllable alternative
Dishy as a nickname has genuine positive connotations and flows more naturally in everyday conversation

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Would you rather...

Have the first name Refrigerator

Have the first name Dishwasher