Love Stinks

Burp after every time you kiss

• A post-kiss burp is quick and typically odorless, far easier to laugh off with a partner than constant flatulence.
• The gas option triggers whenever you are near anyone you find attractive — a constant, uncontrollable condition; burping only happens after kissing.
• Someone attracted to multiple genders would experience near-constant, unmanageable gas with essentially no relief.