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If you were forced to eat a certain way

eat soup for every meal with only your face

stab your tongue with a fork every time you ate

Soup and Fork

Jan 23, 2012

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eat soup for every meal with only your face

Eating soup by lowering your face to the bowl is essentially just slurping — embarrassing in public but not painful
Waiting for soup to cool before eating is simple common sense, eliminating any risk of burning your face

stab your tongue with a fork every time you ate

Nothing specifies how hard the fork must be pressed; a light touch before every meal satisfies the condition with minimal pain
Eating only soup for every meal means giving up all food variety permanently; a brief fork contact still preserves access to every other dish you enjoy

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If you were forced to eat a certain way

eat soup for every meal with only your face

stab your tongue with a fork every time you ate

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