Would you rather never touch a computer again or never touch a person of the opposite sex again?

Computer Sacrifice

Never touch a computer again

Virtually everything done on a computer can now be accomplished on a smartphone or tablet, making a computer ban far less limiting than it would have been years ago.
Internet access, communication, and productivity are now device-agnostic—losing a computer doesn't mean losing connectivity.

Never touch a person of the opposite sex again

Computers underpin nearly all modern work, education, and creative output; the cost of losing them exceeds the cost of forgoing cross-gender physical contact for most people.
You retain the ability to interact with, talk to, befriend, and work alongside people of the opposite sex—just without physical touch, which is a narrower restriction than it sounds.
For those who are same-sex attracted, this choice costs virtually nothing while preserving access to all the computing and digital tools they rely on.