Would you rather have a giant birthmark covering 78% of your face or have a two foot tail?

Would you rather...

Have a giant birthmark covering 78% of your face

Have a two foot tail

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Heads or Tails

Oct 4, 2009

VintageLife

Have a giant birthmark covering 78% of your face

A birthmark is a recognized natural variation; a tail would mark you as biologically anomalous and invite constant medical scrutiny
Makeup and cosmetics can significantly reduce a birthmark's visibility; a two-foot appendage cannot be hidden

Have a two foot tail

A tail would improve balance and physical coordination, functioning almost as a third limb for climbing and athletic activity
A tail can be tucked into specially fitted clothing in public; a face-covering birthmark cannot be concealed at all
A tail is a physical addition with potential functional benefits; a birthmark simply marks the face with no compensating advantage

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Would you rather...

Have a giant birthmark covering 78% of your face

Have a two foot tail