Would you rather...

Always look 8 months pregnant

Always have a black eye

You would not actually be pregnant or experience the side effects. The black eye would be constant, and you would not have to be hit repeatedly.

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Oct 5, 2009

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Always look 8 months pregnant

Maternity clothes can be stylish and flattering, making the appearance easier to carry with confidence.
Strangers react with warmth to apparent pregnancy rather than with concern about domestic abuse.
For men, a permanent pregnant appearance would be comically unusual rather than socially stigmatizing.

Always have a black eye

Makeup can fully conceal a black eye, giving you complete control over your appearance when it matters.
A black eye reads as toughness and can easily be framed as a badge of honor.
Keeping a normal body shape provides far more daily comfort and freedom in clothing choices.
An eye patch is a viable stylish workaround if concealment alone is not enough.

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Would you rather...

Always look 8 months pregnant

Always have a black eye