Would you rather be paralyzed from the neck down or have your ass and genitals anatomically switch places?

Would you rather...

Be paralyzed from the neck down

Have your butt and genitals anatomically switch places

A tough one

Oct 8, 2009

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Be paralyzed from the neck down

Complete paralysis is a known and supported medical condition; the anatomical switch would make basic daily activities like sitting physically agonizing or impossible
At least paralysis does not create an unsolvable mechanical problem with every chair, toilet, and flat surface encountered

Have your butt and genitals anatomically switch places

Full mobility and independence are preserved entirely; total paralysis from the neck down requires around-the-clock care for every basic need
Sexual function, however altered, still exists; complete paralysis eliminates all bodily sensation and function below the neck
The anatomical arrangement might eventually be addressed surgically; paralysis from the neck down currently has no meaningful reversal

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Would you rather...

Be paralyzed from the neck down

Have your butt and genitals anatomically switch places

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