Would you rather... Eat a quarter or Eat Chapstick

Would you rather...

Eat a quarter

Eat Chapstick

Note: The chapstick is tropical flavored.

Eat Your Pockets

Jan 21, 2012

VintageGross

Eat a quarter

Swallowing a coin is a single, instantaneous act — done in one swift motion with no prolonged effort required
Coins pass through the digestive system routinely; children and adults swallow them accidentally all the time with no lasting harm

Eat Chapstick

People already ingest trace amounts of chapstick each time they apply it, so the substance is not entirely foreign to the body
Flavored chapstick is far more palatable than a metal disc; the taste experience is at least tolerable compared to swallowing metal
Chapstick is soft and will not scratch or damage the digestive tract the way a metal edge could

Last generated Jun 29, 2026.

Would you rather...

Eat a quarter

Eat Chapstick