Would you rather...

live in an amusement park

live in a zoo

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Jul 29, 2012

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live in an amusement park

Amusement parks offer rides, games, shows, and food - a variety that stays more engaging than seeing the same animals every day
The energy and entertainment of a park built for fun beats the smells and limited stimulation of living among zoo animals

live in a zoo

Rides are identical every time; animals behave unpredictably and differently each day, providing genuine novelty
Living surrounded by animals offers real companionship and connection that mechanical attractions cannot provide
Zoos are generally cleaner and quieter than parks crowded with screaming guests and vomit-covered rides

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Would you rather...

live in an amusement park

live in a zoo