Chug a pint of ocean salt water
- A pint of salt water is a small amount—people regularly swallow ocean water while swimming with no lasting harm beyond brief nausea
- If your body rejects the salt water, you can simply vomit it up; a pint is unlikely to overwhelm healthy kidneys
- The taste of salt water, while unpleasant, is at least familiar and tolerable compared to the sensory experience of drinking rancid milk
