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be chased by 100 rabid squirrels through a flat, open plain

go down a 200 ft slide completely made out of ice head first with your shirt off

Slip N' Squirrel

Jan 28, 2012

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be chased by 100 rabid squirrels through a flat, open plain

A 200-foot ice slide creates massive friction damage to bare skin — the physical toll from that distance on ice is severe
Frostbite from prolonged ice contact at speed can be life-threatening, not merely uncomfortable
Humans can outpace squirrels over a sustained distance on flat ground — a long open plain actually favors the runner

go down a 200 ft slide completely made out of ice head first with your shirt off

Rabid squirrels carry a disease that is fatal without treatment — a bite is medically far more dangerous than ice burns
Only the shirt is required to be off, so protective gear on hands, knees, and legs can dramatically reduce the ice damage
The slide is a finite moment of pain; outrunning a hundred squirrels across an open plain could go on indefinitely

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