Get an Atomic Wedgie
- Sticking your head in a toilet is viscerally repulsive to anyone with even mild germ concerns — a wedgie keeps your face completely out of sewage.
- A swirly carries a unique psychological horror and humiliation that lingers long after the event in a way physical pain does not.
- A wedgie is painful and brief; a swirly leaves you wet, contaminated, and miserable for hours afterward.
