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Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney

Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye

You were being very friendly to strangers in that bathroom.

What Happened Last Night?!

Oct 11, 2009

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Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney

Humans live normal, healthy lives with a single kidney — it is a well-tolerated anatomical change for most people
The public bathroom scenario with cash and a lazy eye strongly implies something compromising or degrading occurred during the night

Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye

Losing a kidney is permanent — the remaining one bears increased strain and its failure could be life-threatening
An embarrassing morning in a bathroom fades with time; irreversible organ loss follows you for the rest of your life

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Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney

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