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Have to eat tree bark for one meal a day

Have to pour cold milk over everything you eat

The bark is from a pine tree. Milk volume is similar to average cereal use.

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Jan 20, 2012

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Have to eat tree bark for one meal a day

Cinnamon is technically tree bark, so this could be satisfied simply by adding cinnamon to one meal a day.
A single bark-based meal leaves every other meal completely normal and unrestricted.
Bark has fiber value and has been consumed throughout human history — one daily serving is entirely manageable.

Have to pour cold milk over everything you eat

Many foods already pair naturally with cold milk — cereal, oatmeal, and soups — making the adjustment more tolerable than it sounds.
Milk is nutritious and calcium-rich; restructuring meals around milk-friendly foods is genuinely achievable.
Pouring milk on everything still allows endless variety in what you eat; tree bark provides neither nutrition nor pleasure.

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Would you rather...

Have to eat tree bark for one meal a day

Have to pour cold milk over everything you eat